Love is in the air and Valentine’s Day is just around the corner! You and your partner can spice up your love life by bringing some extra eco-friendly magic to the bedroom by following these simple tips.
1. Drive Them Wild
Start the evening off right by circling the block in your EV and scoffing at all the gas cars you see.
2. Set the mood
Turn the LED lights down low and watch An Inconvenient Truth
3. Dirty talk
Whisper your carbon footprint into your partner’s ear. Make it next level by comparing your total yearly emissions to the global average.
4. Role Play
You and your partner each pretend to be a global superpower and debate climate metrics for your nation as if you were at the COP.
5. Make it sensual
Forget chocolate-covered strawberries or oysters and hand-feed each other cold slices of organic tofu. Make it extra raunchy by reminding each other that a vegan diet is the most environmentally friendly diet there is.
6. Nothing says romance like Paris
Snuggle up on the couch and read summaries and vital statistics from the Paris Climate Accords to each other.
7. Take a bath together
Put that collected rainwater to good use by lathering up with your handmade soap and bathing with your partner. Make it extra sensual by not heating the water so that you use less electricity.
8. A dozen roses
This year give your lover a dozen roses grown in your own garden with your personal hand-made fertilizer
9. Green toys
Ditch the gas-powered vibrator for one that plugs directly into a wind turbine
10. Don’t forget to recycle
When you’re finished, repurpose this list by using it at your next work event or game night!